Epilogue - The Bloody Nipple Saga

Each one of the "endings" is based on something else the actor did.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor of California in a special recall election to replace then-Governor Gray Davis. Not that Arnold was directly responsible for the recall, but, you never know what goes on behind closed doors.
Gerry "Mr. Pipeline" Lopez is, without a doubt, one of the most well known surfers in the world. From his Wikipedia article, "As he is in Hawaii and around the globe, Lopez is revered as a legend in Indonesia where he has mentored many young local surfers." I can't say he has a life of leisure, but it sure beats office work.
James Earl Jones - what can I say about one of the best actors and voice-over artists in the industry? This was the best non-Conan image I could find that seemed to have at least a bit of relevance to the story. This one is kind of a shame, really, considering all of his diverse roles he's done. This image is from Cry, the Beloved Country.
Max von Sydow played Emperor Ming in Flash Gordon, among countless other roles. Technically, Flash Gordon came out before Conan (1980 vs. 1982), but, hey, it's Ming.
Mako passed away in 2006. He did the voice of Aku in Samurai Jack (which was heavily based upon Frank Miller's Ronin, but that's a different topic). We finally learn his character's name in the second Conan movie: Akiro.

I didn't mention Sandahl Bergman, because her character died in the story. Although, I already made a passing reference to her role in Xanadu.

And, yes, I did leave the ending open to a question. If you have other suggestions for other comics, I'd be glad to hear them. Feel free to send me an e-mail (it's at the bottom of every page on this site), or post it on this forum topic.

Transcript:

Narrator:Two weeks later...

Chris:Hey, Sandra. Remember that game we played a while back?

Sandra:The one that failed miserably? Yeah, I remember it.

Chris:Whatever happened to our characters?

Sandra:I don't know. I didn't think about it much.

Michael:Hey, that's a good question.

Tom:This I have to hear.

Sandra:Do you really want me to come up with something? Oh, fine. Let's see...

DM:Conan became king by his own hand. Well, more of a ruler for a city-state. He usurped the throne by force, and winning the people to his side.

DM:Subotai took his earnings and entered a life of leisure, and quickly earned the respect of many devoted fanatics.

DM:Thulsa Doom, humiliated by his army's defeat at the hands of two ruffians, gave up his attempt to gain divinity, and became a devoted and respected cleric.

DM:Upon discovering the defeat of Thulsa Doom and the fall of his evil towers, King Osric unleashed his plan to take over the world.

Tom:What about the wizard?

Sandra:I can do that.

DM:The wizard attempted to summon a demon more ferocious than all in Hell, and ended up being consumed by it. The demon terrorized the world for centuries.

Chris:I guess that's it. What game do you want to start next?