Scene: Conan reads a scroll
Conan:This is boring. Is this all we can do in this
game? Two pit fighters?
Scene: Outside, night
DM:I was thinking the same thing. One night,
while you were sleeping at the slave camp,
you are awakened by the sound of an axe.
DM:It is your owner! Cutting your chains free.
DM as Owner:Go! You're free!
Conan:I attack him!
Conan:Conan takes vengeance on those who enslave him!
DM:He's cutting you free because he thinks you were...
Conan:CONAN TAKES VENGEANCE!
Scene: Owner with many guards standing behind him
DM:Did I mention that he has a regiment of heavily
armed guards? And you're weaponless?
DM:He pushes your shoulder.