Scene: Conan and Subotai talk
Conan:Hey, I'm Conan. I used to be a gladiator,
but now I'm free. Wanna join me?
Subotai:What the hell was that?
Conan:What do you mean?
Subotai:You need something heroic. And say it with
Scene: Subotai reciting his version of Conan's past
Subotai as Conan:I am Conan! Cimmerian!
Subotai as Conan:My father was the blacksmith of our
peaceful village. The Vanir attacked without warning.
My people were slaughtered. Their leader murdered my parents
before my eyes. The village was burned, and they trampled
the ashes into the earth. It was as though my people
had not lived at all. I was put into chains and sold as a slave.
Scene: Back to Conan and Subotai talking
Subotai:Something like that.
DM:What about you?
Conan:Hold on. I'm writing this down.
Subotai:Oh, right. Hi. I'm Subotai, a thief and
Conan:This is so cool. I'm going to start a Facebook
page on this.
Subotai:Let's go steal and kill stuff.