Insult to Injury - The Bloody Nipple Saga

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This was suggested to me from a friend. His other suggestion was a twist on this scene. In the movie, Conan and Subotai have a theological discussion over whose god is greater (Crom or the Four Winds). The joke was to play on this by having the two debate over whose gods' buffs were better. A great idea, but I'm not talented enough to figure a way to deliver it with any kind of punch.

This comic continues the trend from the previous comic, where it's also small, and has both a Silent Penultimate and a Silent Ultimate panel. It also marks the first time the DM has no dialog.

Subotai is referring to this series of comics.

Transcript:

Scene: Conan and Subotai talking at a campfire

Subotai:So let me get this straight.

Subotai: {inset picture of the Owner} A big, hairy guy bought you.

Conan:Yeah. I was a gladiator.

Subotai:He watched you fight

Conan:Right.

Subotai:while half-naked

Conan: { stares back }

Subotai:against other half-naked men.

Conan: { looks down }

Subotai: { laughs }

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