Scene: Conan and Subotai drunkenly walking down a city street at night
Subotai:Can you imagine the look on his face?
Conan:Heh. It'll take a week to get rid of that smell.
DM:*Groan* Well, ladies, I hate to break an exciting
adventure, but I have to call it a night.
Conan:Can I have another soda?
DM:I mean you two have to leave.
Subotai:Alright. Can you split up the experience
before we leave?
Scene: Conan and Subotai shopping
DM:Oh, you mean like when you tried to buy a +5 long sword,
and found out they don't have one?
DM:Or when you tried bartering by threatening with your
Conan:Look how strong I am! Do I get a discount?
DM:Or maybe when you stole those lizards-on-a-stick?
Subotai:I should get x.p. for that. I am a thief.
DM:But Chris, Mr. Fighter here, stole those.
Conan:With my two-bicep discount.
DM:But maybe I can give you experience for knocking-out
DM:That was sarcasm.
Scene: Back to Conan and Subotai walking at night in the city
Subotai:What about role-play x.p.?
DM:The only thing in the manual about negative x.p. is
with the undead.
Subotai:There's always next time.
Conan:Undead? Really? Maybe I can dual-class as a