Animal Planet - The Bloody Nipple Saga

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I tried to have each spoken line be from a character who isn't showing their face when they speak. I also tried to keep some of the continuity between the characters' clothes. One out of two ain't bad. Well, heck. I didn't even keep a day/night continuity. So it goes.

Still, I was able to get a llama reference in. That's a bonus.

Transcript:

Scene: Conan and Subotai walking in the city streets

Subotai:What's on this side of town?

DM:You come across a pig seller.

Subotai:I'll ask him. Hey, swineherd, do you know anyone who's wealthy but has crummy security?

Swineherd:I did, but they're not rich anymore.

Subotai:What else is there?

DM:A llama seller.

Subotai:No.

DM:A donkey seller.

Subotai:No!

DM:An elephant seller.

Conan:Ooh! Can I buy one?

DM:How much cash do you have?

Conan:Um. None.

DM:Then no.

Conan:Can I two-bicep discount the elephant?

Last updated: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:32:00 CST

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