Our adventurers are tempted by a quest.

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Scene: Conan and Subotai are talking to a street vendor
DM:It's getting dark, but you see a dealer with his booth still open.
Subotai:Is he shady?
DM:Roll a D100.
DM:You suspect he deals in goods with questionable ownership.
Subotai:Excellent. Hey, vendor.
Smith (DM):Smith.
Conan:A smith? Can you make me a bardiche?
Smith (DM):No, my name is Smith. Say, you two look like you can handle a challenge.
Subotai:We get by.
Smith (DM):You see, I obtained a map of a series of caves in a mountainside...
Dora The Explorer:Who do we ask when we don't know the way?
The Map:If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know. I'm the map!

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