Boys Will Be Boys - The Bloody Nipple Saga

Update: The contest has come to a close. You can see the result here.

Can you come up with a good line for Valeria to say in the last panel? Here are the rules:

Since this is a PG comic (or strives to be), entries with outright vulgarity or lewd comments won't be considered. Suggestive comments are allowed. Mildly crude humor is allowed - I personally use the film Shrek as a yard stick.
Winners will be selected by their originality and humor. I'll be the sole decision maker here, and I'll have the last word on it. Bonus points for keeping the comment in-character.
No, you don't have to fill the entire bubble.
Obscure jokes are okay, as long as I get them, and I think they're funny enough.
Whiners are not winners. Winners don't use LeetSpeak (but then, see the in-character comment above).
Entries must be sent to contest27@groboclown.net ( [Editor: this is no longer active]) on or before April 8th 2008, whenever I post the Wednesday comic next week.
Winners will receive an all-expense-paid plug on the comic where I post the winners. Have a favorite charity? Want to boast about your 1994-style home page? Maybe you have some good llama pr0n you'd like to share to all 6 of the readers. Make sure to include in your e-mail your plug and a name / handle I can use.
I have final say in the plug. Things like links to phishing sites may end up being mis-typed.

There. That should discourage all people who read this, and ensure that I make a fool of myself on Wednesday when I post the comic empty-handed.

Transcript:

Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are by the well, inside the Serpent Cult Tower, while worshipers process by them.

Conan:What's really going on?

DM:The two of you descend deep into the tower, which seems to go much lower than the height of the tower from outside. The din of rhythmic music and chanting fills the halls, while a procession of women worshipers pass before you.

Valeria (DM):I'll keep watch up here. You two go see what's down below.

Subotai:I'd rather look around a bit, first, to see what we're up against.

DM:They seem to be performing an unholy rite. A woman is being disrobed before the priest as a sacrifice, above a large pit.

Subotai:Too easy. They'll be too distracted looking at her, while we make off with their coffers.

Conan:You go on ahead. I'll stay behind to... um... keep watch.

Valeria (DM):{ intentionally left blank for the punch-line fill contest! }

Obligatory Fill-in-the-Punch-Line Contest Time!

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