Phat Loot - The Bloody Nipple Saga

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Subotai gets to use a skill! A silent penultimate panel saves the joke!

The fill-in-the-punchline contest has come to a close! Thanks to everyone who submitted an entry. I know everyone's been fervently waiting for this, so, without further ado, here's the winner:

Go get the jewels, or I will get a knife and take yours!

This was sent in by Milo S. He didn't offer up a plug, so that will have to just go unnamed (for the moment). High brow humor at its finest!

Transcript:

Scene: Conan and Subotai enter into a treasure room, deep inside the Snake Cult Tower.

DM:You enter a large room, with rich offerings stored in niches.

Conan:Woah! Loot!

Subotai:I was expecting a bigger dungeon than this.

DM:In the center of the room, there rests, on a carved pedistal, an enormous star ruby.

Subotai:I search for traps!

DM:Make a roll. Alright. After some searching, you find a trap at the base of the pedistal.

Subotai:What kind of trap? { Wrapped around the base of the pedistal, rests a giant snake. } Huh.

Conan:I go for the ruby!

Subotai:I haven't disarmed the trap yet.

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