Scene: Conan and Subotai loot the treasure room, deep inside the
Snake Cult Tower, which is guarded by a giant snake.
Subotai:Maybe you can use it on your hemorrhoids.
Conan:Watch me get the stone!
Subotai:Hey, meat-head, let the thief take the hard-to-get
Conan:No, really. I reach for it.
DM:Roll a percentile.
Subotai:I don't like this. I draw my bow.
Subotai:Oh, crap. I'm out of here.
DM:You remove the ruby.
Conan:Piece of cake! Any other loot?
DM:There's a jade necklace hanging behind you, above the
Conan:I take that one, too.
DM:As you remove the necklace, the snake rises up to
Conan:The trigger was on the necklace?
Subotai:Next time, I'll be the thief.