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Subotai is quoting from, of course, Monty Python and the Holy Grail; the bane of all game masters struggling to hold a game together.

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Transcript:

Scene: Conan and Subotai do battle with a giant snake, deep inside the Snake Cult Tower.
Subotai:You're sure that no one is hearing any of this?
DM:{ We see the worshipers above: a priest surrounded by female priestesses, with a scantilly clad sacrificial woman before him. } Yeah, I'm sure.
Conan:{ Conan is caught in the coils of the snake. } Nineteen! Did I break the grapple?
DM:No, because it's Michael's turn. Subotai is out of the tunnel.
Subotai:Aw yeah! That snake is going down!
Arrow:{Arrow hits the snake. } Thwap!
Conan:Eight!
DM:No.
Arrow:{Another arrow hits the snake.} Thwap!
Conan:Twelve!
DM:Yes!
Conan:Finally! I attack!
DM:You lost your dagger in the snake's head, and you don't have your sword.
Conan:Subotai can throw me my sword.
Subotai:"If I went 'round sayin' I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
DM:Foul! Illegal use of Monty Python reference. Automatic experience dock!

Last updated: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:15:00 CST

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