Scene: Conan, Subotai, and Valeria enter a tavern.
DM:The tavern offers all manner of food and services,
and many locals seem to gossip over a pint of ale.
Subotai:I go whoring.
Valeria (DM):I don't think we could get more base
than that. Don't even think about it, Chris.
Conan:What'd I do?
Valeria (DM):Anyway, we need to split the spoils.
Subotai:That's cool. Conan and I split it.
Valeria (DM):I was there, too.
Subotai:I don't think so. You were jerking around
with the nudists while we killed the snake and stole the
body. It's a two-way split.
Valeria (DM):I brought the rope, and kept the guards
from slaughtering you.
Conan:Sounds good. Let's split it three ways.
Subotai:She's a friggin' NPC!
Conan:Shh! I'm about to make my move!
Subotai:Don't give her reason to take more.