Scene: Chris, Tom, and Sandra discuss the new player's
choice of character.
DM:Chris, this is Tom. He'll be joining us for the game.
Tom:Nice to meet you.
Chris (Conan):Good to meet you, too. Is Michael
DM:He said he'd be running a bit late.
Tom:Sandra, I really like this elven fighter-thief woman -
Chris (Conan):Is that her name?
DM:Yeah, about that.
Tom:Her background sounds really intense - pirate
for the Red Brotherhood, then a mercenary, and now she's running
from her past. I think I can feel a lot of depth with
Chris (Conan):Um, Sandra? Can we make a small change to
DM:Tom, she's a human fighter, actually.
Tom:That's alright. I can always dual-class her later.
So, where did you guys stop last time?
Chris (Conan):Speaking of that, can we...
DM:Let's see. We divided up the experience and
treasure, ad Conan and Valeria were...
Scene: Conan and Valeria alone, inside a private room. They
stare longingly into each other's eyes.
Tom:Oh, hell no!
Chris (Conan):I tried to warn you.