Scene: Valeria and Conan walk into a throne room, accompanied
by a large group of guards and an aid to the king.
Valeria:Where are you taking us?
Aid (DM):To see my liege, King Osric. He desires an
audience from you.
Conan:You stole his name from the gaming system?
Can't you come up with anything original?
Valeria:At least we don't have to listen to a bunch of
Aid (DM):These are the thieves you requested, sire.
Conan:I'm not a thief, and she's the murderer!
King Osric (DM):I thought there were three of them.
Valeria:Our companion - he died in the gardens. Lions
King Osric (DM):Lions ate him?
Subotai:Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
King Osric (DM):The lions ate him!
Subotai:I'm late twenty minutes, and you're already
feeding me to the lions? What kind of adventuring party is
King Osric (DM):Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hu hu hu hu!