Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai stand before King Osric, surrounded
DM:Look. Guys. I know it's all fun, but can you at
least contain yourselves long enough to let me get through this
Subotai:Oh, alright. I'll let it go this time.
DM:You're so considerate.
King Osric (DM):Snakes in my beautiful city. To the
West - Nemedia, Aquilonia. To the South - Koth, Stygia. Snakes!
Everywhere these evil towers. You alone have stood up to
their gods, and what are you? Thieves!
Conan:But I'm not a...
Subotai:Hush. You'll get us all in trouble.
King Osric (DM):Do you see this?
Valeria:Is that a dagger I see before me?
Subotai:I dive for cover!
DM:Everyone, roll to save versus lightning and meteors.