Scene: Conan, mounted on horseback, comes across a group of
DM:You come across pilgrims on a, well, pilgrimage.
They are singing songs and banging tambourines.
Conan:What creature type are they?
Conan:Ah. Hey, guys. Which way to Dr. Doom's mountain?
Pilgrim 1 (DM):To see him you must fill yourself with his
Pilgrim 2 (DM):Throw down your sword!
Pilgrim 3 (DM):Return to the earth!
Conan (thinking):A. "Time enough for the earth in its
grave!" B. They sound a bit like hippies. C. Wait. "Throw
down your sword?" "Return to the earth?" Are they telling me
to surrender and die?
Pilgrim 1 (DM):Peace, brother!
Conan:Attack the hippies! Conan never surrenders!