Beach Bum - The Bloody Nipple Saga

For the punchline (YouTube warning).

From the description of King Oscric, I surmise that Osric is a king of a city state inside Corinthia. Osric says that the Mountain of Power is to the East, and on his journey Eastward, Conan comes across a vast body of water, after traveling very far and over all sorts of different terrains. I suspect, then, that this body of water is the Vilayet Sea. If Conan traveled ENE from Corinthia, he would have been a bit south of a small mountain range, putting him on the border between Turan and Hyperborea. Based on this and similar maps, I think that it's just north of Shahpur.

Transcript:

Scene: Conan, mounted on horseback, comes upon a mud hut beside the sea.

DM:You come to a beach beside the Vilayet Sea. Your horse splashes the cool, briny water on your skin. The land is nearly barren of vegetation, except for a small patch of tall grass that brushes against a mud hut, beside a campfire.

Conan:I go East. Wait. There's a beach? Are there any babes?

DM:A little man, covered in colorful rags, cautiously moves out of the hut

Wizard (DM):I'm a wizard, mind you! I can strike you down with a word!

Conan:Prove it! Summon a daemon!

Wizard (DM):Um. Don't tempt me to test my powers on you!

Conan:Fine. Cast magic missile.

Wizard (DM):At you?

Conan:{ Laughing } At the darkness!

DM:You've just hit a new low.