Rehash - The Bloody Nipple Saga

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I was running low on story for this section, so I moved to yet another "characters rehash what happend off-comic" comic. Actually, in my original outline, this whole section of Conan going off on his own wasn't even here. Unfortunately, I came up with a few scattered jokes, and created this side-story.

Transcript:

Scene: Conan, Valeria, and Subotai sit around a campfire.

Conan:So, I tried to dual class as a cleric, but it turns out you need a deity for that.

Subotai:You didn't.

Conan:Since I was already there, I tried to join as a cleric.

Valeria:They let you join?

Conan:Of course, but it really sucked. It turns out you need to spend, like, years studying. I had to start as a simple pilgrim. They didn't even give me any good gear.

Subotai:I hope you left so that we could finish this dumb campaign.

Scene: Conan, using his fists, to hit a priest to the ground.

Conan:No, no. I expidited my career advancement.

Last updated: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:15:00 CST

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