Woe is Me - The Bloody Nipple Saga

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Yes, I already used this joke once before, but I figured it's been a while, and I still haven't exhausted the rule of three. Granted, the first time had a bit more punch.

The extra images are from Barbie: Fairytopia, if you're curious.

Transcript:

Scene: Conan, Subotai, and Valeria (not shown) discuss Conan's solo adventure.

Subotai:Where did you leave off while we were gone?

Conan:Yeah. Where did those cultists end up putting me?

Scene: A rainbow over a pastel mountaintop.

DM:You open your eyes to a fanciful world of rainbows and faries.

Conan:Ha ha. Very funny, even if you did pull that one already. So, really, what do I see?

Scene: A fairy glides past a giant flower, leaving a trail of rainbows.

DM:No, really. There are faries that don't look quite real, flying amongst giant flowers

Conan:So, what, this is a dream? Can I wake up.

DM:Alright. You open your eyes to...

Scene: Conan crucified on a tree in a desert.

Conan:I go back to sleep.

DM:The vultures circle a bit lower.

Last updated: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:26:00 CST

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