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Transcript:

Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are on horseback.
Valeria:We'll travel by horseback to the rear of the mountain.
Scene: Lit caves on a mountainside.
Valeria:The wizard told us of the many caves in the back, so we should be able to sneak in there.
Scene: Valeria putting her sword over a campfire.
Valeria:We probably won't be able to avoid all fights, so we should darken our blades with smoke, to help keep us hidden.
Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are putting on black and white make-up.
Valeria:And, since the fortress is in a mountain, it will most likely be poorly lit.
DM:Oops.
Valeria:So, we'll camouflage ourselves with paint to better hide in the many shadows. I think black and white stripes should work the best.
Subotai:Why? So we can hide in the herd of zebras?

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