I'm trying to keep this comic PG, so some things have to be cut. Chris (Conan) refers to Chapter 11.

There doesn't seem to be a thread for this chapter. Check for yourself at the forum for chapters.

Transcript:

Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai move into the cave inside Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
Subotai:You know what? I'll humor you this once and lead you to the throne room, just to end this bad adventure.
Valeria:Just keep us unseen, and don't do anything stupid.
Subotai:Yeah, yeah. When this is over, maybe I can turn you in for a hefty reward.
DM:The guards move ahead, up an ornately carved stairwell. Music mixes in the air with the sound of people in passion, and the scent of incense.
Valeria:Hold up.
Subotai:No way. I'm going to peek - you know - scout ahead.
DM:The guards place the cauldron on a large, wooden stand.
Subotai:Yes, but what's making all that noise?
DM:You know what? Nevermind. There's no noise or people here.
Conan:Not again!

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