Throw Them A Bone - The Bloody Nipple Saga

Seventy-five chapters! This one's a reward for sticking with me this far - a spaghetti tangle of limbs. I'm estimating that this story will hold out for about another thirty or so comics.

Transcript:

Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai look over a wall inside Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.

Conan:You can't take this one back. What's really making that noise?

DM:A cheetah.

Subotai:And?

Subotai:{ Sees a spaghetti tangle of limbs, all belonging to people on pillows, deep in pleasurable activities. } Yes!

Conan:Woah!

Valeria:You've got to be kidding.

DM:The princess stretches out beside Thulsa Doom, who seems to be sitting in a trance.

Valeria:That's not right. This is the middle room. The princess should be in the throne room.

DM:Yet, there she is.

Valeria:Change in plans, boys. Val points for Subotai to go right, herself to go left, and Conan to stay here.

Subotai:Yes, change in plans. I'm going to see if I can score in the love palace.

Conan:I'm going to watch. Sandra, be sure to describe all their movements.

Valeria:You two need to get out more.