Seventy-five chapters! This one's a reward for sticking with me this far - a spaghetti tangle of limbs. I'm estimating that this story will hold out for about another thirty or so comics.

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Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai look over a wall inside Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
Conan:You can't take this one back. What's really making that noise?
DM:A cheetah.
Subotai:{ Sees a spaghetti tangle of limbs, all belonging to people on pillows, deep in pleasurable activities. } Yes!
Valeria:You've got to be kidding.
DM:The princess stretches out beside Thulsa Doom, who seems to be sitting in a trance.
Valeria:That's not right. This is the middle room. The princess should be in the throne room.
DM:Yet, there she is.
Valeria:Change in plans, boys. Val points for Subotai to go right, herself to go left, and Conan to stay here.
Subotai:Yes, change in plans. I'm going to see if I can score in the love palace.
Conan:I'm going to watch. Sandra, be sure to describe all their movements.
Valeria:You two need to get out more.

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