A-Team for the final quote. And in case you didn't know for the title.

Tom mentions that the cave has one exit. He, of course, means that the cave has one servicable entrance for the troupe. The other one would be far too heavily guarded. They have a map, after all.

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Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are in the Orgy Pit inside Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
Valeria:Please say you didn't.
Subotai:You had to go and ruin everything.
Conan:I attack the nearest guy! { Conan slashes at a guard, with the splash text "Eighteen!" } Now the next one!
DM:There's no one near you.
Conan:What? Then I - I kick the candles! Berserker!
DM:The candles fall over, and light the linens on fire. The fire spreads quickly.
Valeria:You started a fire inside a cave with one exit, and we're still in it? Are you insane?!?
Subotai:At least we're not dragging a princess with us.
Valeria:I love it when a plan comes together.

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