Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are in the Orgy Pit inside
Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
Subotai:I guess it's back to murder, then. Is anyone
DM:Just the ladle man.
Subotai:Wonderful. A faceless mook. Will I get more than
one x.p. for him?
Valeria:Val rushes up to the princess.
DM:The princess sits beside the empty schell of Thulsa
Valeria:Where did the big bad go?
DM:A giant snake slithers through a small hole.
Valeria:He scaled up and ran away?
Subotai:It's a sorting algorithm of evil. We can't take
DM:Suddenly, two very large and very experienced-looking
soldiers enter the room.
Valeria:Does your algorithm account for this?
Subotai:Elite mooks! And a badass longcoat! Run!