Another comic that relies on a movie reference for the punch line.

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Transcript:

Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are in the Orgy Pit inside Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
Conan:How many are left?
DM:Four guards, and the two elite ones.
Subotai:I don't think you can take them.
Conan:Can I lift the soup?
Subotai:You're going to make them eat it?
DM:Maybe a tip. You'll have to roll a major strength test for it. That's a percentile.
Conan:I lift up the back to pour it on the guards. Twenty-two!
DM:The green soup spills out, and with it are some human remains.
Valeria:Maybe they can slip on it and break a hip.
Conan:What's the cauldron like?
DM:It's made from very thick stone, and it's curved like a helmet.
Conan:I'll push it the rest of the way, so it tumbles down at the guards.
Subotai:Indy! Throw me the idol!

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