It wasn't until I went through this for screen shots that I discovered that the soup bowl causes the main crack in the pillar, which makes it easy for a big hammer to finish the job. The whole pillar falling scene makes much more sense after this.

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Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are in the Orgy Pit inside Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
DM:The tumbling cauldron is easily avoided by the guards, but it cracks the central pillar.
Valeria:With our luck, it'll be load bearing, trapping us in a burning cave. Is it my turn yet?
Valeria:I grab for the princess.
DM:She scratches and tries to run.
Valeria:We don't have time for this. Val slaps her down and ties her up.
Conan:You're hitting a girl?
Valeria:I'm playing one, too. Val pulls the princess by her rope-cuffs back out the cave.
DM:She struggles, and makes it hard to move her.
Princess (DM):Hiss!
Valeria:You're telling me that a teenage girl who's never worked a day in her life is holding back my battle-hardened warrior?
DM:Valeria only has a fourteen strength.
Valeria:Oh, I see. We need Captain Thief to sneak in here, Mr. Roids to carry off the dame, and I get to make plans that everyone ignores.
Subotai:I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your whining.
Conan:I can't help you yet - I'm still killing my way to next level.
Valeria:I hate this game.

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