Scene: Valeria, Conan, and Subotai are in the Orgy Pit inside
Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.
DM:The tumbling cauldron is easily avoided by the guards,
but it cracks the central pillar.
Valeria:With our luck, it'll be load bearing, trapping us
in a burning cave. Is it my turn yet?
Valeria:I grab for the princess.
DM:She scratches and tries to run.
Valeria:We don't have time for this. Val slaps her down
and ties her up.
Conan:You're hitting a girl?
Valeria:I'm playing one, too. Val pulls the princess
by her rope-cuffs back out the cave.
DM:She struggles, and makes it hard to move her.
Valeria:You're telling me that a teenage girl who's never
worked a day in her life is holding back my battle-hardened
DM:Valeria only has a fourteen strength.
Valeria:Oh, I see. We need Captain Thief to sneak in here,
Mr. Roids to carry off the dame, and I get to make plans that
Subotai:I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your whining.
Conan:I can't help you yet - I'm still killing my way to
Valeria:I hate this game.