Don't Fear the Reaper - The Bloody Nipple Saga

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GM versus Player battles usually end up with grudge monsters before they reach a rocks fall, everybody dies. Standard fare, really. They don't really punish the players as much as teach them who's really in control.

Transcript:

Scene: Valeria, Subotai, and Conan escape from Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power.

Valeria:What do you mean - the party escaped?

DM:You all made it to the tunnel before the room collapsed.

Conan:{ Carrying the princess on his back. } Let a real fighter carry the princess.

Valeria:The party should have all died.

DM:I'm not going to inflict a cheesy party wipe on you.

Valeria:But they acted so stupid. It's only right.

DM:I'm the game master, and I say you lived.

Valeria:You're too soft on us.

DM:You're right. Conan and Subotai esacpe ahead of you, but you're too busy whining to notice the guards laying in ambush. { 2 guards stand before Valeria. }

Last updated: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:04:00 CST

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