If I turned this end battle into the characters rolling out the game play, I'd bore everyone to tears. So don't be surprised of much of that happens "off screen."

There doesn't seem to be a thread for this chapter. Check for yourself at the forum for chapters.


Scene: Thulsa Doom watches the battle below, while Conan and Subotai slaughter his troops.
Thulsa Doom:Huh. Neither side worked. Then, er, everybody in!
DM:You never played a wargame, have you? Like, Axis and Allies, or Risk?
Thulsa Doom:What makes you think that?
DM:Your grasp of strategy...
DM:...seems lacking.
Thulsa Doom:What makes you say that?
Scene: Four of Doom's troops are easily taken down by Conan and Subotai.
DM:Just a hunch.

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