I was originally going to put an actual joke in here, but I had been meaning to make reference to Tom's inebriated state for quite a while. The joke went something like, um. Ooh, look. Pretty!

There doesn't seem to be a thread for this chapter. Check for yourself at the forum for chapters.


Scene: Rexor attacks Conan.
Rexor (as Thulsa Doom):I don't believe you really had a shield. You never had one.
Conan:I had one this whole battle. I kept it with my weapons cache.
Rexor (as Thulsa Doom):Six. Ah, nuts. Where did you get it?
Conan:From the old wizard.
DM:Oh, that shield. He had that and a few bucklers, too.
Rexor (as Thulsa Doom):Ten. You never had a shield before.
Conan:I was, um, thinking ahead.
Rexor (as Thulsa Doom):{ Falls over } Ugh!
DM:And you are falling over drunk. I'm impressed you lasted this long.

Last updated: Fri, 12 Oct 2008 00:07:00 CST

Copyright 2008 matt@groboclown.net

Creative Commons License The text on this site is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License. All the images are copyright by their corresponding owners, who do not sponsor, authorize, or endorse this site. This is a fan-produced parody site.