Scene: Valeria, wrapped in an ethereal mist, stands before Conan
Subotai:If she was a ghost, we should have aged and run
away once we saw her, and she couldn't be a spectre, because
she would be powerless in the light.
Conan:Is she a zombie?
Rexor (as Thulsa Doom):Hello! Cremated!
Conan:Then a skeleton?
Rexor (as Thulsa Doom):She isn't just bones.
Conan:So no skeleton?
Conan:Maybe a ghast.
Subotai:They have bodies, too.
Conan:Really? Well, how about a shadow?
Subotai:I don't think so.
DM:Is that the Monster Manual? Put that down.
Conan:A gelatenous cube?
Subotai:Now you're doing it on purpose.