Scene: Valeria, wrapped in an ethereal mist, stands before Conan
Thulsa Doom:So that leaves me with Rexor and Doom.
DM:Valeria looks down at Conan, and says in a somber yet
Thulsa Doom:Hold on. Why is Valeria doing this?
DM:I told you. She became bound here when she saved
Thulsa Doom:Yes, but why is she saving Conan? She
hated him! If anything, she would keep Rexor from killing him,
just so she could have the pleasure of ding it herself.
DM:But there was love under that fierce facade, that
burned hotter when covered, like a...
Conan:Really? If only I knew!
Thulsa Doom:She was my character, so I should know. There
was no way something creepy like that was going on.
DM:She was my NPC first!
Thulsa Doom:Wait - what? Have you and Chris been...
Thulsa Doom:Because I couldn't deal with it if you
cheated on me with him.