Scene: Thulsa Doom sits on his horse atop a small hill, watching the
battle between Rexor, Conan, and the ghost of Valeria, while Subotai
Subotai:This is getting rediculous. If only we had a
cleric to turn Valeria.
Thulsa Doom:That's it! Doom has a scroll of
DM:But she's not undead.
Thulsa Doom:If she's a spirit, who's able to interact with
the physical world, then she's undead. I'm going to take control
of her, and then you'll really hear what she thinks of Conan,
and she'll be played like she should.
DM:You really haven't thought this through.
Thulsa Doom:What do you mean?
DM:Oh, fine. As you finish reading the scroll, you look
up to find that Valeria has disappeared, long before you finish
the ten minute casting time.
Thulsa Doom:Wait - what? Noooo!