Scene: Thulsa Doom looks over the battle field from atop a knoll,
having just fired an Arrow of Slaying at the princess.
Thulsa Doom:I make sure to take really steady aim.
DM:You already fired the slaying arrow.
Subotai:Hey - can I block that arrow? I've got a shield,
DM:Since you have a dex bonus, I'll give you a
twenty-eight percent chance.
Thulsa Doom:Wait - what? No!
Subotai:Here it goes. Red one's tens.
Thulsa Doom:I can't look.
Subotai:Twenty... six! Yes! Denied! Oh, you so failed.
Thulsa Doom:No! I just can't. I mean.
DM:Ew! This is what I was talking about. Leave the table
right now, and sleep it off in the shower.
Subotai:Aw, man. All over the pizza and the character
Conan:Not mine! Conan was saved!