Side joke the first.

"Damn you! That monster took me an hour to write up!" The sweetest words to any player, right next to, "Hold on, let me roll to see how much loot you guys got. Crap."

This has to be the most famous scene from the film. I didn't touch it in the story, but it had to be done. Thanks go out to my friend, David, for his suggestion on this one.

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Scene: Conan sits chained to a table, while his owner and Mongol generals sit about him, discussing the previous gladiator battle.
Mongol 1:We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol 2:The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and wind your hair.
Mongol 1:Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan:To win initiative, to roll a natural twenty, and to hear the lamentation of the GM.
Mongol 1:That is good. That is good.

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