Back when I actively played 1st edition AD&D, I used to say these lines at this part of the film. That may also explain why it isn't that funny to me anymore. I just wanted to share my dorkism with the world.

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Scene: Conan engages Thulsa Doom atop his Temple of Doom.
Narrator:Initiate combat. { Thulsa Doom turns around } Surprise check. { Thulsa Doom smiles } Won initiative. { Thulsa Doom looks steadily at Conan } Cast charm person. { Conan looks up, wide-eyed } Successful saving-throw. { Conan cuts Thulsa Doom in the neck } Critical hit.

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