All good things must come to an end.

Thank you to everyone who's followed the comic, and especially to those who participated in the forums. It's been a long ride for me, but it's not the end. I've been working with the Irregular Web Comic folks on Lightning Made of Owls, so that should keep my comic fingers busy for a while longer.

I should note that, for this last comic, no actors were harmed in the making of this comic. Also, it should go without saying, no one was actually interviewed, either. The screens were from the short Conan Unchained.

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Narrator:And so ends the tale of The Bloody Nipple Saga. We will end our story by interviewing the cast from the film Conan the Barbarian.
Interviewer:Arnold, what did you think of the comic?
Arnold Schwarzenegger:It made me want to gnaw off my own leg to escape from it.
Interviewer:And you, Mr. von Sydow?
Max von Sydow:They kept my lines, which didn't quite make up for the lack of humor or good taste.
Interviewer:Mr. Lopez, what was your opinion?
Gerry Lopez:It could have been worse, but I'm not sure how.
Interviewer:Ms. Bergman? Your thoughts?
Sandahl Bergman:The horror... The horror...
Interviewer:Mr. Jones?
James Earl Jones:I can sue you now, you know. There are legal actions I can take for reminding me of that @*#! mullet.
Narrator:Most of all, thank you to everyone who's followed the adventure.

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