All good things must come to an end.
Narrator:And so ends the tale of
Nipple Saga. We will end our story by interviewing the
cast from the film
Conan the Barbarian.
Interviewer:Arnold, what did you think of the comic?
Arnold Schwarzenegger:It made me want to gnaw off my own
leg to escape from it.
Interviewer:And you, Mr. von Sydow?
Max von Sydow:They kept my lines, which didn't quite make
up for the lack of humor or good taste.
Interviewer:Mr. Lopez, what was your opinion?
Gerry Lopez:It could have been worse, but I'm not sure
Interviewer:Ms. Bergman? Your thoughts?
Sandahl Bergman:The horror... The horror...
James Earl Jones:I can sue you now, you know. There are
legal actions I can take for reminding me of that @*#! mullet.
Narrator:Most of all, thank you to everyone who's followed